If I was your girlfriend…

Loveheart on a beach

Hi guys! So, I’ve been pondering for a while about how I can persuade more people that my work is worth at least a small amount of money every month. I’ve had lots of positive comments on the blog and via email, for which I’m very grateful of course, but I’ve been struggling to find something I can do on Patreon that’s a bit more personal for those of you who like my stories enough to pay for them. Then yesterday I woke up at 5am with a Prince song in my head and it all fell into place.

So, announcing a new feature for $10 Patreon backers: this is If I Was Your Girlfriend.

I know from years of lurking in wetlook forums that there are lots of frustrated guys out there whose partners just don’t get the appeal of wet clothes. They find it weird, they might possibly tolerate it for a while but it doesn’t do anything for them and they certainly won’t spontaneously get their clothes wet to please their man, even though they know how much it turns him on. Since I stuck my head above the parapet, I get a constant stream of guys contacting me to say how great it is to find a woman who understands and enjoys wet clothing. So, maybe I can offer my services in some small way and indulge your fantasies – a bit like ordering custom videos from wetlook producers, except you’d be getting a story instead of a video. A story you can use to fire up your imagination and fantasise over as much as you like.

Here’s how it works: back me on Patreon at the Dive right in ($10/month) or Total immersion ($20/month) levels, then get in touch with a scenario and I’ll tell you how I’d turn it into a wetlook adventure if I was your girlfriend. We might be walking by a fountain, or at a wedding where there just happens to be a pool, or casually passing by a hot tub showroom… It’s entirely up to you! I’ll write a story based on your chosen situation, and I’ll post it here on Patreon for you and all my Patrons can enjoy.

If you’re already backing me at $10/month or above, have a think about a wet situation you’d like us to end up in if I was your girlfriend, and either email me or send me a message on here. Otherwise, sign up and get access to this stream of fully clothed, soaking wet fantasy scenarios!

Hannah x

Someone else’s shower

It’s been nearly a year since I moved out of my old flat in Newcastle, and there are only two things I miss: the huge corner bathtub and the tumble dryer.

I can make do with the smaller bath, but the lack of a tumble dryer is something I still haven’t adjusted to. The flat is pretty cramped so there isn’t really anywhere to put one, which means we’re resigned to drying laundry on the radiators or on the heated clothes rack in the kitchen. A heated clothes rack sounds like a great idea but in fact it takes forever to dry anything, as I keep finding out when I go to get clean underwear in the morning and everything on the dryer is still damp. It’s a good thing I don’t mind going out in not-quite-dry underwear, that’s all I can say. I don’t know how “normal” people manage. » Read more

Shared experiences

Two people showering separately

Hi! Once again, it’s been an interesting week. On a whim, I decided I should open up a bit more on Facebook; I’ve been running a page for my blog for a while, but now – in direct contravention of the Facebook rules, but who’s counting – I’ve set up a profile for HannaH2O which I intend to keep entirely 100% separate from my “vanilla” profile, so don’t even ask. 😛 It seems to have gone quite well, and if you’re one of the people who found me here because I popped up on your Facebook feed, hello! » Read more