I’m back, sorry! (I don’t mean “sorry I’m back”, I mean “sorry I’ve been away for so long, but I’m back now”)

Me about to get in the bath fully clothed

I have been a terrible person.

I haven’t posted anything for months. Nearly the whole year. I mean, I have excuses, plenty of them, but I don’t really want to go into them here in any great detail, except to say that I’ve had a bloody awful year. I might do a post over on Braindump because nobody ever reads that, but I’ve been amazed to see that people are still visiting here even though I haven’t posted anything in months. I’ve let you all down, and I’m really sorry. I’ll do better in future.

So, in the hope of making it up to you, I’ve decided to do something I swore I’d never do. A few weeks ago I was looking through some old DVD-Rs of stuff I’d backed up from an old laptop ages ago, and I found some photos. I don’t usually take photos of myself in the bath, partly because I don’t want to leave any incriminating evidence, but mainly because I don’t like looking at myself. Having said that, looking back on these photos from 2013, I thought they came out quite well. So, because I’ve been so useless at posting anything recently, I thought I’d offer them up on my Patreon as a thank you and an apology.

I know I said I’d never post photos of myself, so I’ve made sure to choose ones where you can’t see much of my face, and I’ve been so conflicted about whether I should do this or not that it’s now the evening of December 1st and if I don’t do it now, it’ll be too late, so here we go. You get this preview one for free; if you want to see me taking a bath in my office clothes (black trousers and a red T-shirt over a white long sleeved top), sign up and you’ll get one a day, getting progressively wetter until Christmas. I’ll probably delete them all at the end of the month, so this could be your only chance actually see me in wet clothes!

I’m happy for you to download the photos for your own personal use, but please don’t share them anywhere else. Feel free to share the Patreon link with anyone you think might appreciate it though! And I promise to write more in the very near future, I have loads to tell you about!

Hannah x

Wet working

wet phone

OMG, you lot are such a bad influence! 😀

So I’m working from home today, something my boss is quite happy for us to do from time to time, because the office is quite small and if any of us are working on something we can do at home, it gives everyone else a bit of room to stretch out! So I started the day full of good intentions, had an extra half hour in bed because I didn’t need to commute in to work, but was up, dressed and in front of the computer by 8.30 ready to start work. Hmm, thinks I, maybe I’ll just log in to UMD and check my messages before I get started.

Before I know where I am it’s after 10am and I’ve read and replied to loads of stimulating and thought provoking messages, but done no work whatsoever! Just as I’m making my excuses on the way out of the virtual door back to real life, someone in my messages pipes up:

“If you’re at home, why aren’t you lying in the bath fully clothed?” » Read more