I’m back, sorry! (I don’t mean “sorry I’m back”, I mean “sorry I’ve been away for so long, but I’m back now”)

Me about to get in the bath fully clothed

I have been a terrible person.

I haven’t posted anything for months. Nearly the whole year. I mean, I have excuses, plenty of them, but I don’t really want to go into them here in any great detail, except to say that I’ve had a bloody awful year. I might do a post over on Braindump because nobody ever reads that, but I’ve been amazed to see that people are still visiting here even though I haven’t posted anything in months. I’ve let you all down, and I’m really sorry. I’ll do better in future.

So, in the hope of making it up to you, I’ve decided to do something I swore I’d never do. A few weeks ago I was looking through some old DVD-Rs of stuff I’d backed up from an old laptop ages ago, and I found some photos. I don’t usually take photos of myself in the bath, partly because I don’t want to leave any incriminating evidence, but mainly because I don’t like looking at myself. Having said that, looking back on these photos from 2013, I thought they came out quite well. So, because I’ve been so useless at posting anything recently, I thought I’d offer them up on my Patreon as a thank you and an apology.

I know I said I’d never post photos of myself, so I’ve made sure to choose ones where you can’t see much of my face, and I’ve been so conflicted about whether I should do this or not that it’s now the evening of December 1st and if I don’t do it now, it’ll be too late, so here we go. You get this preview one for free; if you want to see me taking a bath in my office clothes (black trousers and a red T-shirt over a white long sleeved top), sign up and you’ll get one a day, getting progressively wetter until Christmas. I’ll probably delete them all at the end of the month, so this could be your only chance actually see me in wet clothes!

I’m happy for you to download the photos for your own personal use, but please don’t share them anywhere else. Feel free to share the Patreon link with anyone you think might appreciate it though! And I promise to write more in the very near future, I have loads to tell you about!

Hannah x

If I was your girlfriend…

Loveheart on a beach

Hi guys! So, I’ve been pondering for a while about how I can persuade more people that my work is worth at least a small amount of money every month. I’ve had lots of positive comments on the blog and via email, for which I’m very grateful of course, but I’ve been struggling to find something I can do on Patreon that’s a bit more personal for those of you who like my stories enough to pay for them. Then yesterday I woke up at 5am with a Prince song in my head and it all fell into place.

So, announcing a new feature for $10 Patreon backers: this is If I Was Your Girlfriend.

I know from years of lurking in wetlook forums that there are lots of frustrated guys out there whose partners just don’t get the appeal of wet clothes. They find it weird, they might possibly tolerate it for a while but it doesn’t do anything for them and they certainly won’t spontaneously get their clothes wet to please their man, even though they know how much it turns him on. Since I stuck my head above the parapet, I get a constant stream of guys contacting me to say how great it is to find a woman who understands and enjoys wet clothing. So, maybe I can offer my services in some small way and indulge your fantasies – a bit like ordering custom videos from wetlook producers, except you’d be getting a story instead of a video. A story you can use to fire up your imagination and fantasise over as much as you like.

Here’s how it works: back me on Patreon at the Dive right in ($10/month) or Total immersion ($20/month) levels, then get in touch with a scenario and I’ll tell you how I’d turn it into a wetlook adventure if I was your girlfriend. We might be walking by a fountain, or at a wedding where there just happens to be a pool, or casually passing by a hot tub showroom… It’s entirely up to you! I’ll write a story based on your chosen situation, and I’ll post it here on Patreon for you and all my Patrons can enjoy.

If you’re already backing me at $10/month or above, have a think about a wet situation you’d like us to end up in if I was your girlfriend, and either email me or send me a message on here. Otherwise, sign up and get access to this stream of fully clothed, soaking wet fantasy scenarios!

Hannah x

Dirty money?

Wet money

You’re a wetlook fan, right? That’s why you’re here. I’m perceptive like that. It’s probably one of the main things you spend time looking at on the internet. There’s plenty of it out there.

I’d like you to think back to a time before you had an unlimited supply of everything: a time before you had internet access. I’m aware that a lot of people can’t remember such a time, but if you’re over about 25 then you must have the most horrific memories of those days. You probably thought you were the only one who was turned on by people in wet clothes. There was nowhere to go to satisfy your kink; if you did manage to pluck up the courage to pick something off the top shelf in the newsagent’s, there was still little or nothing of interest to you. You’d buy any mainstream magazine that had even a single wet picture in it, no matter what the magazine was about; pay good money for CDs with wetlook artwork, even if you hated the music they contained; rent any old terrible VHS or DVD on the off-chance that there might be a wet clothing scene in it. Dark times. » Read more