I’m back, sorry! (I don’t mean “sorry I’m back”, I mean “sorry I’ve been away for so long, but I’m back now”)

Me about to get in the bath fully clothed

I have been a terrible person.

I haven’t posted anything for months. Nearly the whole year. I mean, I have excuses, plenty of them, but I don’t really want to go into them here in any great detail, except to say that I’ve had a bloody awful year. I might do a post over on Braindump because nobody ever reads that, but I’ve been amazed to see that people are still visiting here even though I haven’t posted anything in months. I’ve let you all down, and I’m really sorry. I’ll do better in future.

So, in the hope of making it up to you, I’ve decided to do something I swore I’d never do. A few weeks ago I was looking through some old DVD-Rs of stuff I’d backed up from an old laptop ages ago, and I found some photos. I don’t usually take photos of myself in the bath, partly because I don’t want to leave any incriminating evidence, but mainly because I don’t like looking at myself. Having said that, looking back on these photos from 2013, I thought they came out quite well. So, because I’ve been so useless at posting anything recently, I thought I’d offer them up on my Patreon as a thank you and an apology.

I know I said I’d never post photos of myself, so I’ve made sure to choose ones where you can’t see much of my face, and I’ve been so conflicted about whether I should do this or not that it’s now the evening of December 1st and if I don’t do it now, it’ll be too late, so here we go. You get this preview one for free; if you want to see me taking a bath in my office clothes (black trousers and a red T-shirt over a white long sleeved top), sign up and you’ll get one a day, getting progressively wetter until Christmas. I’ll probably delete them all at the end of the month, so this could be your only chance actually see me in wet clothes!

I’m happy for you to download the photos for your own personal use, but please don’t share them anywhere else. Feel free to share the Patreon link with anyone you think might appreciate it though! And I promise to write more in the very near future, I have loads to tell you about!

Hannah x

This tub ain’t big enough for both of us

Girl with a glass of wine

Hi guys! So, if you’ve been following my other blog Hannah’s Braindump you’ll be aware that I had some sad news about one of my old university friends last week. I wrote a long blog post about him and the time we spent the night together, but then decided it wasn’t the right time to post all the intimate details. You can read the whole thing on Patreon or sanitised version on Braindump, but the tl;dr of it is that we were really close friends but both too shy to make a move, until I eventually did and then he took a job in Australia and I never saw him again.

So you’ll understand that I wasn’t really in the mood to celebrate my birthday last Friday. Instead of wild partying I spent the day at home, curled up on the sofa with Barry the cat, watching old TV shows. My flatmate Gabi, though, had other ideas. I was enjoying my quiet, uneventful evening when she came crashing in with a box of wine and two huge takeaway pizzas. “Did somebody order a birthday?” » Read more

Testing the Water: my first wet experiences

Since I stuck my head (complete with running make-up and plastered down hair) above the parapet a couple of weeks ago I’ve had conversations with lots of interesting people (and a couple of dullards, ha ha) about the wetlook fetish and our varying experiences. It surprised me to discover that a significant number of us have very similar stories to tell about how we discovered the joy of wet clothes, and that many of us knew from a very young age – even before we knew anything about sex – that there was something special going on. I’ve also spent a lot of time answering the same questions from dozens of different people, so instead of repeating myself ad infinitum in private messages, I decided it would be better to write properly detailed accounts of my wet experiences. With that in mind, here’s part one of “How Hannah Discovered She Was A Weirdo Who Enjoyed Getting Her Clothes All Soaking Wet”. Catchy title, don’t you think? » Read more

UMD and bath night

Bath

I know it’s taken me a while to write this up, sorry about that! But I hope you think it’s worth the wait! 😉 And I see my stats have gone through the roof this morning so I guess UMD has finally approved the blog – hi to all my new readers, hope you enjoy this!

As I said in my last post, Wednesday was a slow day at work and I found myself continually distracted by my new friends on UMD – I’ve been a lurker there for a long, long time but always resisted signing up and interacting with people, for fear that I would be pounced upon by loads of horny guys. That sounds really conceited, doesn’t it? What I mean is, the impression I’ve gained from observing the online wetlook community over the years is that loads of guys are into it, but hardly any girls; and amongst the women who do enjoy getting wet and messy, there seems to be a far greater preference for the messy side of things. Personally, mess doesn’t do anything for me, but then I’m not keen on the idea of ruining my clothes – most items can stand up to a soaking but not necessarily getting covered in goop! So when I did take the plunge and sign up to UMD I did get a fair bit of immediate attention, but I’m happy to report that the vast majority of it has been positive, interesting and enjoyable, with only one or two blokes attempting to hit on me and asking if I’d meet with them, based solely on one photo of my arse… Anyway! I’m getting away from the point. 😀

So, I was distracted by UMD and in particular a photo set of one of my new friends in the shower in her business suit. I knew right there and then that as soon as I got home I was going to have to get wet in the clothes I was wearing in the office. This was about 3:30, so I had an hour and half to sit around in the office until I could reasonably leave. It felt like the slowest ninety minutes of my life, and even after that I had a half hour bus journey to deal with before I got home. These days the urge to get wet doesn’t seize me as often as it used to, but when it does, like this time, it completely takes over. A couple of times I caught myself staring at my fellow bus passengers and imagining them getting all wet in their smart suits, their tight jeans, their… God, could this bus go any slower? » Read more

Clockwatching

underwater watch

Not much happening in the office today so I sneakily logged in to UMD (on my phone, not on my office PC, I’m not crazy!) and now I can’t think about doing anything but going home and getting in a lovely warm bath wearing all the clothes I’ve got on right now – a white blouse with black polka dots, black trousers, white undies, I might even keep my shoes on! I don’t do that very often because they’re a pain to get dry, but that’s how I’m feeling right now. Thanks a lot, new UMD friends!

Only problem is I can’t leave the office for another hour and a half! Come on, time!